I want to randomly touch on some of the fun stuff I encounter. You would think that all of my fun would be contained in my own school, but NO!!! I also get to mingle with other PTO presidents (Lord help me) It is bad enough that I am the black sheep in the family, but now I am being judged by these pains in the asses too! My favorite is the queen bee.  This is the mom that has started a website to share all of her earthly PTO wisdom with us lowly townspeople. Seriously lady...Seriously. I cannot even form the words I need to mock you. No matter what any other school does she somehow finds a way to compliment us in a way that makes you feel like a 30 year old that has just learned to wipe their own ass. Part of me is sad for her that all she has going is hosting roundtables on fundraising and sharing her views on local vendor. The other part of me wants to see her drunk.